Sunday, July 10, 2011

Facebook 101

1. There is NEVER a need to post a photo of you by yourself you took in the reflection of your mirror, unless you have something insanely interesting to show like possibly you've grown a third eye.
2. Facebook statuses are not for calling out someone who has wronged you or venting about your ex. The ambiguous "you" as in "You don't know me you skanky hoe" is not ok. Show a little class and call them a skanky hoe directly to their face; you'll be respected so much more.
3. No one cares what you are eating for breakfast, lunch or dinner unless it was personally prepared by the resurrected Julia Child.
4. There's a difference between their, there and they're, your and you're, here and hear...etc. When in doubt, Google it.
5. This one's especially for the ladies- avoid putting things like "I hate staying home alone" or "I can't wait for my husband to be home from his trip!" This is an announcement to all creepos saying "come and get me!"

What bothers you?

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